i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

so then im like “fuck you”

so then im like “fuck you”

nighthooker:

Its ya lame ass boy here

nighthooker:

Its ya lame ass boy here

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When someone asks me if im really going to wear that outfit out with them..

When someone asks me if im really going to wear that outfit out with them..

team cake

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party hard

party hard

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goldentot:

i’ve never not laughed at this video

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tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

yo mama suckin dis dick